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listening to: broken headlights by joey ryan

i bought my own car the day i graduated from high school.  a volkswagon jetta.  i loved that jetta like a child.  i cleaned it all the time, kissed the roof every time i almost ran a red light and only played good music in the stereo.

ever since jack's first word after mom was "vroom vroom" i've taken a liking, no, love to cars.
i like car shows, collecting cars that jack doesn't have from different states, stepping on little cars in the hallways, looking at cars, reading the same classic cars book to jack before bed, knowing car terms, dreaming of owning a BMW someday, the smell of leather, the disney movie cars, the cars ride at disneyland, dressing up like a race-car driver for halloween...
we are a car family.

i have been caught once or twice for a ticket... for speeding.
if i could be anything else, i'd be a racecar driver.
no i wouldn't, but i have had a policeman tell me i should look into it.

my favorite ticket was for going five over.
five.
in a 65 zone.
everyone goes five over.
i got caught.

oh well.
so i'm signing up for traffic school and had to share these with you.
it made my day; hopefully it can crack a smile.

Comedy For The Less Traffic... School

Pizza 4U-Great Comedians

Great Comedy School

La Clase De Trafico Para Los Latinos

The Improv Traffic School

Cheap School

Troung Day Vi Pham Bang Tieng Viet

Pacific Seminar-Traffic Safety

Second Wind Traffic School Inc.

Sunday and Everyday Traffic School

Gay Community Traffic School

I'll Never Speed Again Comedy T.S.

the rest were like defense driving, traffic school 101 yatta yatta... but truly, these were the options i had to choose from. the whole time as i am scrolling down i'm thinking how much i can't read these without taking them seriously... i don't see how any of these classes would prevent me from speeding since i can't get past it's title.  that is a distraction in itself.

online traffic school is my only option.